maybelletea: you know those feels when you’re so into something and you just wanna talk about it all the time but everyone else around you would be like what
If I start giving people what they like, I’ll turn into one of them. And I don’t...– Craig Ferguson (via feelfreetoexpressyourself)
clintbartony: Plot twist: Robert Downey Jr comes out of nowhere and wins the 2012 presidential election what are you talking about that’s not a plot twist it’s a highly likely situation
stupid-fucking-rope: shagmestyles: There’s a drunk guy outside singing What Makes You Beautiful to a tree. So I opened my window and played the actual song and he just got so happy. He looked at the sky and yelled, “You’re beautiful too, Jesus.”
“If I was your girlfriend/boyfriend”…finish it in...
teacher: let's go around the classroom and have everyone say something about themselves
plot twist: someone cute wants to date you.
slutstatus: OH MY GOD I KNEW WHAT THIS WAS GONNA BE BEFORE I EVEN WATCHED IT ITS HOT IN TOPEKA
starcrossedloversfrom12: is shipping a sport? because i get injuries from it in my heart
silabus: do you ever just realize how bad your voice sounds
Me: *Doesn't party*
Me: *Doesn't drink*
Me: *Doesn't sleep around*
Me: *Doesn't get knocked up*
Me: *Stays up past 1 AM; Maybe goes downstairs to make a sandwich or something*
Parents: WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU WHY ARE YOU UP SO LATE DID WE TEACH YOU NOTHING WHERE DID WE GO WRONG YOU'VE WOKEN UP THE WHOLE HOUSE YOU HIDEOUS DEVIL CHILD YOU'RE DESTROYING THIS FAMILY.
Fuck Yeah, MST3k!: The post in which I think way... →
onnawufei: Yeah I know, just a show, relax and all of that. But I can’t help but think of these things from time to time. Does Cambot follow them around when they’re not broadcasting, or does he have his own “life”? Does he talk when they aren’t broadcasting? Does he record everything or…
Cosmo sex tip #468
Whenever he moans your name, yell “No! This is Patrick!” with increasing volume each time.